neon epiphany

Butterfat

There's a certain perversity (or is it defeatism?) to walking up to a checkout counter holding a fancy new electronic bathroom scale -- complete with body fat monitor -- in one hand, and a large bag of Almond Roca candies in the other.\n\nSo, a dilemma: which do I open first? Because, so help me, only one is going to see action tonight. This is still irony, not tragedy, after all.\n\n\n\nBy the way, I've had trains on my mind lately:\n\n\n\nSecret project -- for now!