2005.04.14
This is James
Jolene posted the following photo to flickr, which just about made my day:
His sign says:
NiNJA’S KiLLED MY FAMiLY — NEED MONEY FOR KUNG-FU LESSONS!
Surely I cannot possibly be ill again?? But I am, I am, making it about one week per month so far this year in which I’ve managed to be sick. Spending a quarter of your life in unhealth is not just bad luck, it’s worthy of an opera heroine — there must be a way out, somehow, before I also become a Mimi, or a Violetta Valéry…
For now, I’ll load up on fruit and take comfort in NyQuil, and hopefully that way I’ll at least dream of health — in addition to the wedding dresses and lion-morphs and frozen bodies and whatever else the green will bring me this time…
