2003.12.31

Natural Orange Sensurround

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Natural Orange Listerine is pretty much to Listerine what Berry-flavored NyQuil is — meaning, specifically, that it makes it possible to put the product in your mouth rather than causing immediate projectile vomiting, and not that it tastes anything like orange.

After one trial run, I’m convinced that it shares another property with NyQuil: a most bizarre series of dreams last night, including IRS officers on Weta-esque fell beasts, my father revealing himself as a leisure-suit-wearing secret agent, 78 RPM records and a return to college. Better stock up now before the FDA puts the kibosh on it.


Incidentally, I didn’t stop watching movies with Bubba Ho-Tep, no matter what the list to the right says (as if it wasn’t obvious I’ve been on Lord of the Rings overload from my mind-altering dream). My grand plan to start a movieblog didn’t make much progress during the month and a half I took off. We’ll see what the new year brings.


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