Oh, the pain


Have had the joy of life sucked out of me by Manos, the Hands of Fate. Will return when hands stop shaking.

  • Manos is my favorite of them all.


    "I want a lover with a sloooooow hand...."

  • I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away. Do not click on the link to my website. The Master would not approve. The Master would not approve. He is not dead the way you know it currently.

    There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.

  • Eglantine

    Even with MST3K commentary I found "Manos" barely watchable. Nice job sitting through it without clawing your eyes out... me, I almost wish I had just read the plot summary!

    BTW Dancing Outlaw is a well-made film, but I found it utterly depressing...

  • Jim

    What was wrong with American Movie?

    Freddy Got Fingered; Now that's an horrible spectacle. That people got paid (Buttloads, unless I miss my guess) to be that stupid. I now have recurring nightmares about the "Daddy would you like some sausage?" scene.

    Tell you what, though. I wept through most of Trekkies. A heart-rending documentary of human beings beyond all hope. You just want to walk up to these people and scream "Get a tan!"

  • Even the MST3K version of Manos hurts.


  • stealth

    American Movie was more depressing. Manos was clearly the worse movie, but American Movie had this factual sadness to it. Once you realize these people do exist and their lives are that sad, you want to die.

  • Jim

    You must have watched the MST3K version, or you wouldn't have lived to tell the tale. The IMDB Comments are a riot.

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