2002.08.06

My daily struggle

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There are some things you only worry about if you have a mysterious lawnmowing visitor who seems to strike on an unpredictable but repeating basis. For me, it’s concern that the gnome might strike my newly reseeded lawn and swallow up seeds in a vacuum vortex of misdirected charity. And I can’t mow myself as a signal to the gnome, because that would be just as destructive.

For awhile I considered putting a sign up which said:

ATTENTION
 
To THOSE who would MOW my LAWN
you may resume doing so on or after
24 AUGUST 2002
 
—the management

But I suspect this would only further convince my neighbors I’m a crackpot.

Thankfully kakumei has a manual push-mower that I had the bright idea to borrow; assuming it’ll fit in my car it would be a perfect solution: lawn can be mowed non-destructively, and there will the presence of freshly cut grass to act as bane for my mysterious benefactor.

Serendipity!


Daily observation: A five pound bag of Wonka Runts from Costco contains a crapload of Runts. I thank my coworkers’ gluttony, my only hope for the eventual disappearance of this sugary stockpile.


Song of the day: David Byrne and Marisa Monte, “Waters of March”

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\nATTENTION
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\nTo THOSE who would MOW my LAWN
\nyou may resume doing so on or after
\n24 AUGUST 2002
\n 
\n--the management\n
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\n\nBut I suspect this would only further convince my neighbors I'm a crackpot.\n\nThankfully kakumei has a manual push-mower that I had the bright idea to borrow; assuming it'll fit in my car it would be a perfect solution: lawn can be mowed non-destructively, and there will the presence of freshly cut grass to act as bane for my mysterious benefactor. \n\nSerendipity!\n\n

\n\nDaily observation: A five pound bag of Wonka Runts from Costco contains a crapload of Runts. I thank my coworkers' gluttony, my only hope for the eventual disappearance of this sugary stockpile.\n\n

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Song of the day: David Byrne and Marisa Monte, \"Waters of March\"
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