2012.02.07

FOR SCIENCE

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Yes, this is a Jack in the Box bacon milkshake. Yes, I bought and tasted this. For science. You monster.

It was… it was… surprisingly inoffensive! The bacon flavor (provided by Torani syrup, from what I understand) wasn’t particularly fake-tasting, and in fact the whole thing tasted exactly like a Frost smokey bacon maple bar — if said bar were liquified and sucked through a straw, that is. I threw it away after a few sips, but that was for the sake of my diet, not because I was gripped by disgust.

Speaking of disgust: no, I didn’t have a Jumbaco, although I may have had two thirds of a Jumbaco. If anything, that was the mistake of my day.

In related news, yesterday’s Bizarre Foods America was about Seattle. Seattle! I was thinking, how bizarre can you actually get in Seattle? Oh, look, he’s at Marination. Now he’s at the first Starbucks. Tasty, but not especially biz… Aaaand now he’s eating a raw cow placenta. Okay.

tags: food , restaurants

  • freiya

    wow! I didn't think a bacon milkshake would even be possible, truly we are living in the future now :)

  • Blaisedell, the poet, had said to him, “You love beer so much, I’ll bet
    someday you’ll go in and order a beer milk shake.” It was a simple piece
    of foolery but it had bothered Doc ever since. He wondered what a beer
    milk shake would taste like. The idea gagged him but he couldn’t let it
    alone. It cropped up every time he had a glass of beer. Would it curdle
    the milk? Would you add sugar? It was like a shrimp ice cream. Once the
    thing got into your head you couldn’t forget it.
    - Steinbeck, Cannery Row

  • I don't believe, in looking for a quote about milkshakes, that Steinbeck would be my first instinct. Bravo.

  • PaulSwo

    I, for one, appreciate you putting your body on the line for the rest of us. Bless you ... bless you ...

    I actually recall seeing that Torani Bacon syrup in a Cash & Carry in the past few months ... 

  • Haha. For SCIENCE.

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