2002.07.16

Alter Ego #2.

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Last night, I

… had an awkward conversation with mom about my first period.
… was kidnapped, tortured and killed while still a young boy.
… married a very nice man named Giles and had a son, Kerry.
… failed to sell my killer recipe to MegaFoodCorp.
… french-kissed a future supermodel.
… drooled onto the annoying neighbor’s shirt.
… was the only one who took my clothes off to go skinnydipping.
… found my lingerie modeling career to be over before it began.
… had an affair with a lonely dry cleaning clerk.
… died peacefully, in my sleep.

What happened to you?

eXistenZ is PAUSED!

Song of the day: “Wicked Little Town,” from Hedwig and the Angry Inch

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Song of the day: \"Wicked Little Town,\" from Hedwig and the Angry Inch
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