2002.07.28

Perils of the workplace.

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(keyboard behaving for now, but you’re not off the hook yet, Dell)

I know this has made the internet rounds of late, but I figure if something sucks away a few hours of my life I should at least share the love. True Porn Clerk Stories chronicles the real-life adventures, in all their mundanity and bizareness, of a video store employee in my hometown of Chicago. Enjoy. Or at least be happy that it’s not your job.


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