Congratulations, Raúl Esparza. You have the honor of guest-starring in the stupidest episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent ever.
How does a movie like Transformers get made without any sense of irony whatsoever? Is this like Paris Hilton’s cover of “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?”
I totally just typed “Paris Hitler” there, and no, I have no idea where that came from.